Saturday, September 18, 2004

We're Safer? When CIA Got It All Wrong


Now we know that there was definitely NO weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Absolutely none. But the mantra of the Bush regime is that it relied on CIA and Pentagon inteliigence that turned out to be "wrong." And somehow this is accepted in the Mortalist media.

If the CIA could be so wrong, then our "intelligence" is not worthy anything. And yet we are being asked to rely on this "intelligence" to protect us from more attacks. Why would anyone in his or her right mind? Considering that the CIA has no clue where Osama is three years after 9/11, there is overwhelming support for this thesis.

The alternative is that the CIA's "intelligence" was cooked to order. Produced. Fabricated. Made up. Bush Jr, Rumsfeld, and Cheney insisted that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. So they demanded that the "intelligence" be custom-made to provide "evidence" for their faith. This means that "intelligence" has been so politicized and corrupted it's worth nothing to the American people.

So what is it? The former or later explanation for our intelligence. Either way, we ain't safer.

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Who Created Osama?

9/11 is a tragedy. But it's a tragedy that's the direct result of the Death Society's foreign policy. After all, who created Osama? George Bush Sr. and Ronald Reagan.

Yep, they gave Osama and his ilk -- the Taliban and the fundamentalist Moslems -- billions of dollars worth of training and arms. In their cynical attempt to give the Soviet bear hell. Well, they did. But they also created their own Frankenstein.

And now they want Americans to put up with cuts in cancer and heart disease research and wholesale abrogation of civil liberties in order to clean up and pay for the disaster they've created. And to reelect Junior for doing such a bad job at trying to save us from his own Frankenstein.

Guess what? We ain't grateful at all. And we're not admiring either.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Clinton Fallen Poster Boy for Low-Carb Diet

Bill Clinton was low-carb high-fat diets' poster boy. He claimed he had lost 40 pounds on such a regimen. Felt fit and great. But last week reality rudely intruded. Did his diet contribute to a quadruple bypass surgery at not even sixty?

That's the $64 million question.

The answer: Clinton's low-carb high-fat regimen sure did not do anything to stop, retard, or reverse his coronary blockages.

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Why is it that when it comes to diet, those who lecture us most on the need to take responsibility in life, don't.

Bill Clinton, who signed off on the Republicans' dismantling of social welfare, blames his bad genes for his health woes. But we all know bad genes is at most less than half the story. All those trips to the evil fortress -- aka McDonalds -- cancelled out whatever points his jogging got him.

But it's not just Clinton, look at Rush Limbaugh. Him who is Mr. loudmouth when it comes to how we should all take responsibility for our actions. He means you poor whites and blacks. And he wants you all to rot in jail and throw away the keys. But when it comes to his rather glaring obesity, oh well, that's another matter.

P.S. Elixxir wishes Bill a speedy recovery! Elixxir always had a soft spot for Bill, despite his big appetite.;) Bill, get with The Elixxir Program!

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Heart Disease Bigger Threat than Terrorism, says Elixxir

New York -- Despite 9/11, the biggest threat to American lives is not terrorism, declares Elixxir, the Immortalist philosopher and strategist. "As shocking and appalling as 9/11 was, terrorism is not even in the top 10 causes of death in America," says Elixxir, who is the author of "The ImmorTalist Manifesto." "Rather, heart disease is the biggest threat."

Last year, heart disease killed well over 725,000 Americans, which is about 242 times the 3,000 killed on 9/11. And 9/11 is a one-time tragedy so far. 725,000 Americans die of heart disease every year without fail.

"In light of the fact that over 700,000 Americans die of heart disease each year without fail, The ImmorTalist Party demands that a War on Heart Disease be declared immediately," Elixxir says.

He explains "All of these heart disease deaths are preventable, premature or unnecessary. And therefore totally outrageous and unacceptable."

"Since heart disease has an extremely high correlation to biological aging, it should be seen as a symptom of The Aging Syndrome," Elixxir argues. "Therefore we need a new paradigm to conquer heart disease. In addition to heart disease research, we should also pursue anti-aging research as a way to prevent or even cure heart disease."

"Millions of Americans suffer from heart disease and its debilities. Many of whom continue to work and care for their families and society," declares Elixxir. "We demand that they be recognized as no less heroic than victims of terrorism.

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1,000 Dead -- in The Wrong War

"1,000 Dead -- in The Wrong War" -- by Elixxir

New York -- 1,000 American soldiers have died as of today in Bush's dirty little war in Iraq. And it's all for nothing. They've been sent to the wrong war. How about the real war? The one which kills over half a million in the U.S. every single year. Without fail! How about that war, Junior?

No, there was no imminent threat from Saddam's regime. No, there were no weapons of mass destruction. No, there was no link to Al Qaeda. No, there's no democracy or less torture in Iraq. No, the price of oil is not cheaper today but in fact the highest it's ever been. And no, as those constant alerts tell us, Americans are no safer today because of this terrible human sacrifice.

And this does not count the 7,000 U.S. troops maimed, mutilated, disfigured, traumatized, disabled.

But we ImmorTalists do not agree with the lame criticism of Bush Jr. by the Democrats. They claim the right war is in Afghanistan but not Iraq. We say the right war is neither in Afghanistan nor Iraq.

The real war that we should be fighting is the war against cancer, heart disease, stroke, obesity, Alzheimer's, and AIDS. The real Ground Zero is in millions of heroic homes and hospital beds where the resistance against the scourge of cancer is being fought day in and day out.

And to these really heroic and mostly still-productive Americans, Bush Jr. says Drop Dead. That is what his outrageous and criminal cuts in Medicare payments for cancer treatments says in not so many words. These cuts kill. Make no mistake about it. Even the association of oncologists (doctors specializing in treating cancer) has come out and said so. This is no hyperbole.

This is why we call it The Death Society. Because if it were not, if Bush and his Religious Right supporters were really "pro-life," then they would clamoring for increased support payments for cancer treatments to save millions of Americans. But instead they'd rather write a blank check for this totally unnecessary quaqmire in Iraq rather than give millions of Americans struggling with cancer what they need to win.

This is the real war we shall fight with all our might in an ImmorTalist Society. With as much -- no, more! -- resources, manpower and energy than Bush has squandered on Iraq.

In the Forever Young Society, victory in our war against cancer and heart disease shall be Priority Number One.